specialness

like i said, a very special new blog... although, we're not
sure exactly what's so damn special about it. but that's what
they told us at the door, so we'll just snack for a while and
see what happens. there's some shrimp on the table... maybe
he'll have something to say eventually. or perhaps he'll
do a dance.

are your pants fitting?

good morning, it's 2:11pm here in the corner and everyone's
cheering because there's a very special new blog on the
blog globe. yes, that's right, yes. so... if you have something
to say, say it. if you don't, then just nod politely and we'll
proceed, expecting you'll jump in at some point. and, please,
let us know if your pants are too tight and a notice will be
sent to the costumer.